Things I Say Every Day

• Just. Five. More. Minutes ...
• Ugh, I should have never stayed up so late last night.
• I should have stayed up later ... there's so much work to do!
• Do you have to go to the bathroom?
• Do you need a tissue?
• Mommy needs to get something to eat.
• Come on, we're going to start school now!
• Okay, 5 more minutes.
• Okay, really, only 5 more minutes.
• Time's up!  Don't make me count to three!
• Do you have to go to the bathroom?  Then why are you wiggling in your seat?
• God, I'm so hungry. What should we eat?
• Good Lord, I'm so full. I doubt I'll have dinner tonight.
• Don't kick the dog!  Do you want to go on time out?
• Yup, that's a fairy clue for sure.
• Hmmm, fancy some tea and snacks?
• No, you can't wear all of your skirts at once again.  Remember the last disaster?
• God, I'm so hungry ... when's dinner?
• I love you, goodnight.
• I should go to bed,
• Oooh, I haven't seen this episode of [insert random name of show I'm watching on Netflix].
• Just. Five. More. Minutes ...